I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
- vesuvius: [erupts]
- pliny: hic veni ut tempus bonum haberem et nunc ipsum vere oppugnatus sentio
Imagine if the secret history took place in current times like bunny would google translate all his greek homework and henry’s search history would be like “how to poison people” “how to poison people with mushrooms” “how to summon Dionysus” “how to get blood out of bed sheets”
Richard would ‘like’ every picture Camilla posted on facebook and late at night when Charles was super drunk he’d comment on all of them like “I see Richard liked this”
"I see you creeping on my sister Richard"
"Richard you fuck"
Bunny’s statuses would all be vague allusions to deer-killing and he’d make a tumblr for the express purpose of reblogging pictures of dead animals and signal-boost posts about missing people and he’d keep emailing Henry the links to them
Richard would have a blog online where he posted all his pretentious journal entries and after he found out about the murder his journal would devolve into really vague pretentious melancholy poetry
Henry would judge everyone for spending too much time on the internet
Francis would never ever let anyone borrow his computer because he’s paranoid about his search history (and for no good reason, because he uses google incognito to watch his gay porn)
I could go on but I won’t
camilla runs a beauty youtube and richard is subscribed and comments on each video, like he’s going to actually try the smoky eye or something, bunny selects maybe on all facebook party invites knowing good and well he’ll show up, henry deleted all the apps from his smart phone since he was tempted by them being there,charles posts vague hipster photography on his tumblr and camilla compliments them even though nobody cares, francis probably has a recipe app on his tablet and props it up in the kitchen to cook (x)
the best part about sleeping is waking up with full energy on kim kardashian hollywood
Im either playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood or I’m on tumblr because I ran out of energy on Kim Kardashian Hollywood
Sitcom where Lord Byron and Marlowe are roommates. They have a pet bear and every episode ends with them exiting, pursued by the bear. Also the show ends after about three episodes because there is no way Marlowe and Byron would survive more than a week if they were living together and encouraging one another.