Favorite Malcolm Tucker scenes
The Thick of It - 3x6
Malcolm: How fuckin’ dare you? Have you any idea of the amount of pressure that has been exerted on my skull, huh? It feels like my brain has been fuckin’ emptied into little packets, into fuckin’ crisp packets. Cheese and onion fuckin’ crisp packets that contain my livin’, breathin’ fuckin’ brain.
Terri: Malcolm, I’m really sorry. I…
Malcolm: And these crisp packets, cheese and onion, smoky bacon, have been stomped on. They’ve been fuckin’ stomped on! Ben, fuckin’ Nicola…
Terri: I didn’t mean to be horrid.
Malcolm: And fuckin’ you!… I’m sorry.
Terri: I’m sorry.
Malcolm: I’m sorry.
Terri: I’m sorry.
Malcolm: No, I’m over it, okay? Don’t you apologise. Don’t you fuckin’ apologise. You don’t need to apologise.
poster’s note: His voice trembles when he says “I love this place.” Because he fucking does but he knows he’s not loved in this place. Noone understands him in there, noone understands him this place either. Everybody’s like “Oh, it’s Malcolm. That angry fucking bastard.” He’s so fucking done with this political shit but i think it’s the only thing that he lives for. He doesn’t know how to do any other job. This stress and being “not-loved” are the things that keep him alive. None of you fucktards would survive a day in his place. You don’t know what it’s like to walk in his shoes. And this is where the great Malcolm Tucker starts falling into pieces. This is the beginning of his end. I have tons of things to say but i’m keeping them for the next episode’s set. *spoilers* Where he gets sacked and everybody parties because Malcolm got sacked. Malcolm Tucker is NOT a terrible person. He’s actually nice person who has to do terrible things for everyone’s sake.